And you might ask what my New Years Resolution will be... well. I don't waste my time with all of those fancy-ass promises to lose weight or to become a better person, no no. Instead, I want bigger and brighter things.
I want to retire on a yaught with Joan at my side. I want her to let down her strawberry-blonde locks of hair and fashion me a purse out of neck ties. Oh yes, it's definitely possible. Blah blah blah... I'm wasted.